i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry
look at these idiots just sitting around
contribute to society
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you